That's right for $24.00 you too can have a New Hello Kitty Vibrating Shoulder Massager
It comes in all colors, so please don't act like you are shocked that I chose pink.
Now for the fun part: The Description (no joke)
Almost five years have passed since we last saw the mythical Hello Kitty Vibrator, a vibrating pink toy great for massaging away the day's stress. J-List is happy to annouce the glorious return of the official Hello Kitty Massager in its great new form, in six colors. This new Sanrio product features Japan's most famous feline dressed in a horse (Weird and WTF) "kigurumi" (full head and body costume) with a cute oversized head, a petite( just threw up in my mouth), stick like body and 7 (seriously you fuckers are weird) small rounded studs that are located at the bottom. Blah Blah Blah has a keychain snap it on a backpack, oh and this is a great piece of rare japanese cute culture that is a must have for all Japanophiles (WWTTFF).
Bottom line this is a vibrator, if it was a shoulder massager it wouldn't be under ADULT TOYS.
People are standing by while Hello Kitty is being violated and its wrong.
I think Japan sex culture is weird, and I am not afraid to say it. I don't understand why they want to screw adult size precious moment dolls but they do. It's called Anime and its weird. People screwing cartoon characters. UHHHHH okay. How does a japanese wife compete with that for role play.
Side Note: This blog does not promote cartoon porn. However if you are a cartoon screwing, Japonophiles, thanks for stopping in to say hi!
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22 comments:
I once saw a vibrator shaped like Apollo 13...
...no word on if it explodes mid-use.
I can't even imagine what the nuns at my daughters school would say when she trotted into the 4th grade with a Hello Kitty vibrator/shoulder massager snapped on her backpack. I agree WTF. Cartoon porn is not OK in any way shape or form. I can't compete with the skinny bitches as it is, there is no way I can compete with someone who is drawn!!!
Cuz, dolls and cartoon characters don't talk back....they don't whine and complain....they don't wish "it" was bigger.....and you can lock them in the closet when you're sick of them.
So I hear.......
Shoulder massager??? Useless! I can barely reach my shoulders. Go ahead ... try it! Just reaching over my left shoulder practically pops out my right shoulder. Maybe it's just me.
Japan is a little odd. But man, their TV shows and games shows are hilarious!
Moe something is seriously wrong with you. And Brad I am not even touching that one (no pun intended)LOL
Well it sure is cuter than mine. LOL But I still don't want it. And cartoons people? WTF??
Well it sure is cuter than mine. LOL But I still don't want it. And cartoons people? WTF??
I saw a lipstick vibrator once, and I though, Aren't you unambitious....
I will never look at Hello Kitty the same way ever again.
LMFAO...
Hello Kitty says "hello" to your kitty.
how did you know I called her kity
bonus...soundz like ze purrrrrfect stocking stuffer... po'lil hello ki'ki'ki'ki'ki'tti'tti'tay'ay'ay'ayzzzz'bzzzz
I'm all for vibrators, but a hello kitty one? No thanks.
LMAO, hahah that's quite a fascinating little specimen of perversion.
ROFL!! This is hilarious!
O.M.G I mean O.M.G., thats all I got!!lol
Here I go geting in the shit again.....I'm not sure what was funnier, your post or YOUR comments on your comments. ROTFLMAOPMP. go figure!
This is one of those Now-I've-Seen-Everything posts.
So, uh, you failed to mention where someone (not ME, of course. Just someone else I sorta know...) could get one of those, uhm, shoulder massagers...
You are all dirty hoes!!!!!
Side Note:Should anyone want to purchase one of these little mini pervs. Just search hello kitty vibrator in yahoo. LOL.
"People screwing cartoon characters."
Oh, make no doubt about it. If I could get Betty and Wilma in a wicked Stone Age three way, I'd so be there!
BAM!!! BAM!!!
I just laughed my ASS off.
A Hello Kitty vibrator? I have to add one to my collection...or, that is, I would, but I think it might mess with my psyche...
That's one awesome pink pussy.
GREAT Site! Thanks for visiting us!!!
~ MK
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